DON’T PANIC !

Canada Goose

F/5.6, 1/500, ISO 360.

Canada Goose 

A man goes to his doctor because he’s been feeling very ill for days. The doctor gives him several sets of pills.

The doctor instructs; “Take the green pill with two big glasses of water when you get up. An hour later, take the white pill with another glass of water. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Mid afternoon, take the orange pill with plenty of water, and repeat that at dinner. Then, just before going to bed, take the red pill with several big glasses of water.”

The man is alarmed at huge volume of medicine he has been given to take, and nervously asks, “What’s the diagnosis? What’s wrong with me?”

The doctor says, “You’re dehydrated.”

Interesting Fact: The “giant” Canada Goose, Branta canadensis maxima, bred from central Manitoba to Kentucky but was nearly driven extinct in the early 1900s. Programs to reestablish the subspecies to its original range were in many places so successful that the geese have become a nuisance in many urban and suburban areas.  ( https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Canada_Goose/lifehistory )

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22 Comments

  1. The Canada Goose – sometimes referred to as pond starlings or Canada rats… though hunters think they are the roast beef of the skies.

  2. In Central Park they hired person to chase off the Canada geese, not very successfully. There are no other ducks now in the boating lake.

    • Never knew that someone has a job like that. Thank you very much for stopping and sharing that with us. Happy Blogging! 🙂

  3. Got to love the Canada geese! Less so with a flock of 150 in you backyard, though.

  4. I know people consider them pests, but I think they are beautiful. First close-up and personal experience with them was on the grounds of the Governor’s mansion in Kansas.

    • You are right, every living thing is beautiful. Thank you very much for stopping by and sharing your thoughts. Happy Blogging! 🙂

  5. You made me laugh today,,,the shot is beautiful,,,in Kelowna,, BC they have a bit of a problem with the Canada geese, but I still love to see them,,,

    • I enjoy making people laugh. Yea there is a big problem with them over NYC areas as well. Thank you very much for stopping by and sharing with us. Happy Blogging! 🙂

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