F/6.3, 1/125, ISO 320.
American Wigeon
A man takes his dog to the vet.
“My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” said the vet, “let’s have a look at him” So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth.
Finally, he says, “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“What? Because he’s cross-eyed?”
“No, because he’s really heavy”.
Interesting Fact: The American Wigeon is a rare, but regular straggler to Europe where it turns up in flocks of Eurasian Wigeon. ( https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/American_Wigeon/lifehistory ).
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FYI: despite my resolve to do otherwise, I crack up every time I read one of these bad jokes. Thank you!
I agree, as cheesy as they are they do put a smile on people faces. Thank you very much, I appreciate you stopping by and sharing with us. Happy Blogging! 🙂
haha love it! great photo too 🙂
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Hilarious again. I’m not ashamed to say I look forward to your jokes!
Is a Wigeon related to a Pigeon somehow?
I don’t think they are related, but I am glad that you enjoy those jokes. Thank you very much for stopping by and Happy Blogging! 🙂
Handsome bird … nice shot!
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You always make me laugh. Thanks!
I am really glad that I do, that is my favorite thing to do make people laugh and smile. Thank you for stopping by and Happy Blogging! 🙂
Hahahahahahaaaaaa…..
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