F/16.0, 71.0, ISO 64.
Day 305 / 365
A man entered a diner restaurant and sat at the only open table. As he sat down, he knocked the spoon off the table with his elbow. A nearby waiter reached into his shirt pocket, pulled out a clean spoon and set it on the table. The diner was impressed. “Do all the waiters carry spoons in their pockets?”
The waiter replied, “Yes. Ever since we had that efficiency expert out; he determined that 17.8% of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen.”
The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, “Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that you have a string hanging from your fly?”
The waiter replied, “Yes, we all do. Seems that the same efficiency expert determined that we spend too much time washing our hands after using the men’s room. So, the other end of that string is tied to my penis. When I need to go, I simply pull the string to pull out my penis, go, and return to work. Having never touched myself, there is no need to wash my hands. Saves a lot of time.”
Wait a minute,” said the diner, “how do you get your penis back in your pants?”
“Well, I don’t know about the other guys, but I use the spoon.”
Interesting Fact: The first diner was created in 1872, by a man named Walter Scott. He decided to sell food out of a horse-pulled wagon to employees of the Providence Journal, in Providence, Rhode Island. Scott’s diner can be considered the first diner with “walk up” windows that were located on each side of the wagon. Commercial production of lunch wagons began in Worcester, Massachusetts, in 1887, by Thomas Buckley. Buckley was very successful and became known for his “White House Cafe” wagons. Charles Palmer received the first patent (1893) for the diner, which he billed as a “Night-Lunch Wagon.” He built his “fancy night cafes” and “night lunch wagons” in the Worcester area until 1901. ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diner )
Through Open Lens 
I love diners. Even the new ones that act like diners. Awesome photo; captures the life of the diner. Remind me to not use the spoon, please.
Hahaha it make you think twice about using the spoon. Thank you I am glad that you enjoy my post. 🙂
Not sure whether to laugh at that, because it seems possible 🙂 Ewww!
Haha I would try not to drop a spoon. Thank you very much for stopping by and checking out my work. 🙂
I worked in restaurants for years. This is actually a believable story. I sure like home cooking!
I do too. Hahaha. Thank you very much for stopping by and sharing. 🙂
Had a good laugh! Lovely photo.
Thank you very much, it makes me very happy to see that you enjoy my work. 🙂
HA! Hilarious! Great classic shot!
Thank you very much. I’m very happy to share my work with you. 🙂
Classic, just classic! You have a great way of capturing memories with a simple photo.
Thank you very much, I appreciate you stopping by, checking out my work and your warm feedback. 🙂
haha, that’s just so delightfully terrible!
Hahaha yes it is. Thank you very much for stopping by and checking out my work. 🙂
Your joke before ” INTERESTING FACT” is outstanding !!
Thank you very much, I appreciate it very much. 🙂
The more I look at your photo the more puzzled I am. Was there a mild haze on the evening you tok this?
It was a little haze that evening good catch. Thank you very much for stopping by and checking out my work. 🙂
Good joke yet again…forgot what the post was about…😄
Haha I am very glad you enjoyed it. 🙂
that make me giggle.. didnt see that response coming!
Yeah, first time I heard it I did see that response coming as well. Thank you very much for stopping by and Happy Blogging! 🙂
Always a pleasure 😀