I Have Evil Plan


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Two men went hunting. One had been an avid hunter; hunting all his life, the other man was a city boy; hunting for the first time.

The avid hunter told city boy to sit down and not make a sound. So he did.

But when the first man got 100 yards away, he heard a scream.

“I thought I told you to be quiet!” he said.

“I was when the snake bit me,” the man said.

“And I was when the bear attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, ‘Should we eat or take them with us,’ I screamed.”

Interesting Fact: Although chipmunks hibernate, they do not store fat. Instead they slowly gnaw away at their summer bounty throughout the winter. ( http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/mammals/chipmunk/ )


  1. When my girls were very young, a chipmunk got into our house. Spooked pretty good My wife was able to chase it out before any damage was done. Due to their young pronunciation, he will forever be remembered as “Mr. Mi-munk!” šŸ™‚

    • Hahaha Thank you very much, it is hard to find a joke about chipmunks. I appreciate you stopping by and checking out my work. Happy Blogging! šŸ™‚

  2. Made the horrible mistake of feeding a cute little chipmunk at our mountain cabin once. The next day he brought 10 friends and by the third day we were inundated!!!. Cute, but pesky and so invasive, we ended up transporting some back to our city home, in the car engine!!! Learned a lesson that day!

    • Wow, hahaha that is quite a story, I will remember not to feed when I see them. Thank you very much, for stopping by and sharing your funny story with us. Happy Blogging! šŸ™‚

    • Hahaha you did. šŸ™‚ I know what you mean they do reck my yard it does help that I have chestnut trees in my yard. I do miss looking at them and thinking Chip & Dale. Thank you very much for stopping by and sharing your thoughts. Happy Blogging! šŸ™‚

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