Today I Will Be Happier Than A Seagull With A Stolen Chip!

Β© Through Open lens Photography

F/6.3, 1/1250, ISO 400.

Bonaparte’s Gull

Day 219 / 365

A man and his pet seagull walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking.
They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other.
Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.”
So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my seagull.”
The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the seagull falls over dead.
The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave.
The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.”
To which the man replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a seagull.”

Interesting Fact:Β The smallest gull seen over most of North America, it is also the only gull that regularly nests in trees. ( )



  1. We saw our (first) seagull fight last wknd. It was worth blogging but I didn’t have a camera. The birds were attached at the beak and you’d think they were kissing when in fact they were tearing away at the lunch one of our friends’ kids had tossed them. Tearing for their life. Few human fights are so vicious.

  2. Thanks for visiting and giving my blog a Like πŸ™‚ Really enjoyed looking around your site. Love the photographs, not so sure about some of the jokes ;/ but they are all very entertaining πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    • Thank you, it makes me very happy to see that you enjoyed my work. I do like to make people laugh, and I am happy that my post did just that. πŸ™‚

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