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Shark Week 2016

Bull Shark

F/5.6, 1/500, ISO 320.

Deadliest Shark In The World

Bull Shark ( Baby )

For five years, two sharks and a dolphin have worked side by side every day as window washers, and every night after work they stopped for a drink. One day, disaster struck, and the dolphin fell to his death. The police came to the site and began asking questions. “Where does he live?” The sharks shrugged their shoulders. “Is he married?” The sharks didn’t know. “What is his name?” The sharks shrugged again. “You worked with this guy for five years and you don’t know anything about him?” the cop asked. “I know something about him,” one shark volunteered. “He has two assholes.” “What are you talking about?” said the cop. “Well,” said the shark, “Whenever we go for a drink after work the bartended says, ‘Here comes the dolphin with the two assholes.'”

Interesting Fact:  Bull sharks are aggressive, common, and usually live near high-population areas like tropical shorelines. They are not bothered by brackish and freshwater, and even venture far inland via rivers and tributaries. ( http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/fish/bull-shark/ )

 

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14 Comments

  1. The seldom-mentioned bull shark attacks (and kills) more human swimmers than all the other shark species put together. In all probability, the infamous 1916 Matawan Creek shark attacks in New Jersey–said to be Peter Benchley’s inspiration for “Jaws”–were made by bull sharks and erroneously attributed to a great white. But white sharks never enter streams and estuaries if they can help it, while bull sharks do it all the time. They’ve been encountered in fresh water as far upstream as Baghdad.
    Before anyone gets to thinking of me as a shark expert, I mistook your photo for a totally harmless smooth dogfish.

    • Thank you for sharing all that information with us. I am not a sharks expert neither I would even know what shark that was until one of the fishermen told me what it was. But I do enjoy watching shark week on Discovery channel. Thank you again and Happy Blogging! 🙂

      • I can’t even guess how many harmless little dogfish I’ve caught (and let go again) in Barnegat Bay.
        But it’s a good bet that, wherever there’s water and human activity, the bull shark won’t be far away.
        I love your blog!

      • Thank you that really means a lot to me. I am always happy to hear from you. Thank you again and Happy Blogging! 🙂

    • Hahaha the joke was really fun. Thank you very much for stopping by and enjoy the joke and the photo. Happy Blogging! 🙂

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