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Mute Swan
A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her
armpits.
Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, “Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me.”
The bartender replies, “What makes you think she’s a ballerina?”
“Because,” answers the drunken man, “any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina.”
Interesting Fact: All of the Mute Swans in North America descended from swans imported from Europe from the mid 1800s through early 1900s to adorn large estates, city parks, and zoos. Escapees established breeding populations and are now established in the Northeast, Midatlantic, Great Lakes, and Pacific Northwest of the U.S. ( https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Mute_Swan/lifehistory )
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I found it very interesting to read about the swans escaping from various estates and then doing well in the wilds.
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Great shot !!
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Not a ‘polite company’ joke! (I laughed!)
Hehe I know it’s not but I am running out of clean jokes. Thank you very much for stopping by and checking out my work. Happy Blogging! 🙂
You know, I think I’m liking these more than the clean ones, I regret to say…
You might see more of those now a days. 🙂
Oh man , that really good drunk joke .
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Great shot! 😃
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Funny story with an excellent moral.
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Beautiful swan and it looks like it is doing the “Hokey Pokey” … you put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you put your left foot in … and you shake it all about …
Hehehe, it does look like so hehehe 🙂 Thank you very much for sharing your thoughts with us. Happy Blogging! 🙂
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