F/6.0, 1/500, ISO 360.
Mallard
A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food.”
Interesting Fact: The Mallard is the ancestor of nearly all domestic duck breeds (everything except the Muscovy Duck). Domestic ducks can be common in city ponds and can be confusing to identify—they may lack the white neck ring, show white on the chest, be all dark, or show oddly shaped crests on the head. ( https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Mallard/lifehistory )
Love the duck! Joke is a bonus 😀
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Nice Mallard. Reminds me a ceramic set of reliefs I bought for my Mom when I was 8. she hated them. The joke reminds me of another joke:
“A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.”
The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, “Hey, aren’t you a string?”
The string says, “Nope… frayed knot.”
Hahaha that is a good one I really like that one. Thank you very much for stopping by and sharing your story and a funny joke with us. If you don’t mind I would like to use that joke if the future. Happy Blogging! 🙂
Sure thing. It’s public domain.
Thank you, 😉
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(IT) È molto piacevole guardare,leggere e ridere. Grazie per la condivisione di post così fantastici😊
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Beautiful photo!
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Wow what a great shot and the timing. Amazing
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Love the colors on the duck – great click! n the joke too 😃
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Wow 😍
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Perfect shot!
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Wonderful photo! 🙂
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