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Mallard  

A Ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food.”

Interesting Fact:  The Mallard is the ancestor of nearly all domestic duck breeds (everything except the Muscovy Duck). Domestic ducks can be common in city ponds and can be confusing to identifyβ€”they may lack the white neck ring, show white on the chest, be all dark, or show oddly shaped crests on the head. ( https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Mallard/lifehistory )

20 Comments

  1. Nice Mallard. Reminds me a ceramic set of reliefs I bought for my Mom when I was 8. she hated them. The joke reminds me of another joke:
    “A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.”
    The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
    The bartender squints at him and says, “Hey, aren’t you a string?”
    The string says, “Nope… frayed knot.”

  2. (EN) It’s very pleasant watching,reading and laugh. Thanks for sharing such great posts😊
    (IT) È molto piacevole guardare,leggere e ridere. Grazie per la condivisione di post così fantastici😊

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